Make babies, not war
And if you do, make sure they get the best possible kickstart in life. This shirt will fuel their self esteem.
Either in fashionable black or bright orange. Your kid will stand out. Honest 100% cotton, washable at max 60 degrees, size 66-76 (6-12 m). All the other stuff is on the label.
No, you cannot return the product if you don't like it. But the price you paid will be made worth it, once we get back to you after our meeting.
We'll bring it along on our appointment. So we do need your address.